To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Author: Wilson Mizner |
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Author: Sam Levenson |
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Author: Judith Martin |
When I was born I was so surprised I didn\'t talk for a year and a half.
Author: Gracie Allen |
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Author: George Santayana |
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Author: Bob Dylan |
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Author: Barry Switzer |
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can\'t speak for my twin sister.
Author: Abigail Van Buren |
